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Noun \ˈhü-vər\
A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.
Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person
Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!
To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.
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How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.