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A kind of easy excuse that normally when you want to talk about something racist things.
I am not racist but I don't like White people.
I am not racist but I think Asian guys are not attractive at all.
I am not racist but I don't want to have black friend.
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A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
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I do not have the freedom to divulge (make known) that information.
Jane: "Hey John, you were in that business meeting with Phil. Why did he lose his job?"
John: "Sorry, Jane; I am not at liberty to say."
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The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.
Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...
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A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".
A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.
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A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.
You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.
They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."
The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years
Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*
Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
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A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).
Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!
*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*
Person 2: Okay that's it!
*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!
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