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If this feeling flows both ways?
So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
Something to say when you genuinely do not care.
Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".
Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...
When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!
Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.
Buying something
I love a bargain but I won’t do it