I know this place like I know my baguette

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

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A word longer than Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Also, probably the only word in the world with emojis. Plus the longest word ever :).

Once upon a time, I walked into a store, and saw lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😀bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i-idubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeee?eeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😀

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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

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Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

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When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler.

David

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa

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wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I'

Best emkay quote of ALL time,no denial

person 1:whats your fav song

person 2:wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I'

person 1: e m k ay

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