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I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015


Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

by DomSaidHi September 29, 2023


Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,

Ty is the place where you can go

Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring

by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021


Alex | I got a lewd basement

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction

"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"

by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021


look guys i got a new camera

It means when you're dumb enough to try to show a person a g u n and say "look guys i got a new camera" and accidentally kill them

Look guys i got a new camera *gun shot* oh sorry
dumbass

by HallowJack07 May 14, 2021


i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024


i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024