Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.
Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.
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A weird kid that can be ok sometimes. But only sometimes.
"hey you know that kid? He's really weird and annoying but he's ok"
Oh yeah, that's Ian
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Ian that has a green eye colour and chestnut hair he loves to drink an energy drinks he is hard and he is cool code for a hot guy he is sexy af if he finds a girl that he likes he will fall in love with her forever he is a good father when he was younger he wanted a house and live with his friends usally his best friend is will and sam
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Synonym for retarded fucking dumbass
Has a 1 inch pincher
Has a strong cent of pennies
Autistic kid walks by*
Everyone: IAN
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A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.
Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian
Bob -yeah ur right I think he is
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A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.
guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!
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ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!
Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME
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