Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved
A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5
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wow my gf is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM like a microwave
A defition of (microwave) has the meaning uwu alpha hybird demon😨😨🥵🥵🥵🥵🤪🤪
(Microwave) for example: Gay Person Is a uwu alpha demon🥵🥵🥵🥵 or microwaces Will take over the world
A child (typically from an anime) who is so hot that they identify as a microwave
Bro 1: Bro, did you see that microwave
Bro 2: Yea Bro, you could hear her MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf
ps,,, screw u jaxson
person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”