Napalming the Jungle

A term first coined by the Oatmeal, Napalming the Jungle occurs when somebody puts large amounts of Sriracha Rooster Sauce on food so that others will not consume, or whenever somebody puts it on Crappy Asian Food.

Girl: "Hey, your Pai Thai looks really tasty. I guess I should have ordered more than saltine crackers and ice water, huh? Tee-Hee! Mind if I have a bite?"

Guy: "Of course not! Go right ahea-WOOPS!"

*Squirting sound of Sriracha sauce on food, the action of Napalming the Jungle*

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Jungle fever

A white person dating a person of color.

Jessica got jungle feva'

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jungle slut

one who swings from on dick to another looking for pleasure.

that jungle slut has had so much dick she had to get rushed to the hospital for an overdose on jizz

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jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

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Jungle Milk

Black people's semen.

Sally let Jamal release his warm jungle milk all over her face.

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Napalm the jungle

Putting hot sauce on your food to prevent women from picking off your plate (especially when they order a salad or other 'lite choice').

Jane wanted some of my chicken last night, but luckily I napalm the jungle before I eat so she won't want it.

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jungle cunt

Someone who has a lot of hair down their and is a cunt

my ex is a jungle cunt

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