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Very segregated. Very few from the North will venture out to the South and vice versa. The mall acts an an epicenter for the two. The South is mostly White and the North is all the other ethnicity with a few in the middle.
Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.
It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.
Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.
South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.
Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!
Staten Island:
"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"
"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."
"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."
"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."
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A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex
You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!
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An alcoholic beverage which is made by mixing half orange juice and half Shock Top beer, with a shot of pineapple rum. The Island Hopper was invented by an anonymous U.S. Marine somewhere in a Southern California bar, and is named in honor of the Marines who fought in the Pacific in World War II. (the "Island Hopping Campaign" as it was called.)
Lance Corporal Hernandez: "Dude Corporal Clark just bought a round of fucking delicious drinks. What is this tropical taste-bud wonder?"
Lance Corporal Bondarenko: "It's a fuckin Island Hopper. You know, like in World War II. Good shit I know."
Corporal Clark: "That bartender chick is hot as fuck...imma buy her an Island Hopper!"
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A web site that tries to get Googlebot’s attention but fails at the last moment
Webskipper: Hey there little buddy, did you install the new webmaster tools for the company web site?
Googligan: Yea, on my laptop.
Webskipper: Oh Googligan, (strike with cap)
…and the rest…are hear on Googligan’s Island.
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An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed
Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.
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Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.
Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.
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Long Island is used to describe the large continuous suburbs east of NYC (Suffolk and Nassau County). Long Island has an extremely high cost of living. Public transportation sucks so you must have a car to get around and the traffic is horrific! But Long Island isn't all that bad
The North Shore is mainly upper middle class and rich though there's still a lot of middle class people there. The North Shore is very preppy and WASPY and has a lot of Old Money.
The South Shore is mainly middle class to working class with some lower-income pockets. South of Montauk Ave is more affluent than the rest of the South Shore. The South Shore is kinda like a less extreme version of the 'Jersey Shore'.
The East End; there is the Hamptons and there is the North Fork. The Hamptons is generally very rich and glitzy while the North Fork is more calm and relaxed but still relatively well-off.
Bob: Where is Long Island?
Tom: It is a continuous suburb east of NYC AND NOT UPSTATE!!
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