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An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
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A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.
I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!
He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.
I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.
A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass
Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.
When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.
NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.
"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"
A car that explodes.
Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.
Y’all ever just ford pinto?
This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.
the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.
HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.
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