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Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!
Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
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Lie-hole is someone's rapidly flapping mouth spewing untruths.
President Bush says we're winning in Iraq. I heard it straight from his lie-hole.
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Someone who tells so many lies they believe them selfs!!!
Hey did you hear the latest
Hey yeah that sluts a real lie bag
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When you tell a lie for no reason. Telling this will not help you get out of something or help save someones feelings. This lie is dumb and just for the sake of lieing.
She said "the sky is green today" why she tell us that dumb lie.
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When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.
Bill didn’t watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didn’t watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.
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The belief that American citizens can all have 2.3 kids (impossible), live in the suburbs and be happy.
Jenny: I want to achieve the American dream.
Me: You mean the American lie?
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A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.
No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday.
(this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)
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