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So wah happened now. Is urban DICK sleepy?
When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
When you are fighting someone in Rogue Lineage and then multiple Onis appear out of thin air and end you.
How did you wipe "the oni happened man"
When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.
It's an updated version of shit happens.
Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
A Marxist analysis of a library, in which using dialectics, it is concluded that the best way to relieve contradictions amongst a new proletariat worker and a petite bourgeois big-booba boss (stress and a sexual zeitgeist) is to perform a little old Aufhebung (steamy fucking!!!!)
Person 1: "My thirst of knowledge was so strong yesterday. So strong in fact that I couldn't help but watch a bit of Mankitsu Happening."
Person 2: "Revisionist trotskyite."