What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older
"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis
An illness that disney created.
OMG Britney has disneyhighschoolgirl-itis
The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.
Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?
Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.
A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.
Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created
“i feel sick”
“did u sleep w someone from mpu”
“yeah”
“then that means you have the mino itis”