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Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a Tara J in their life. When you are with her, there is nothing else in the world that matters besides her. Tara J is a ridiculously beautiful woman and you get lost every time you look deep into her eyes. She is someone that is always wanting to make sure you are happy and your needs are met and yet asks for nothing in return. She is someone that you think about from the moment you wake up every morning to the moment that you fall asleep at night. You get excited and anxious just to have an opportunity to see her and simply hold her hand. Tara J is someone that you can talk with for hours about anything or nothing at all and you wonder where the time went. If you are having a bad day, Tara J is able to instantly make your day better simply by hearing her voice. She is someone that you can be yourself with and you feel comfortable telling her anything. You would do anything for her in order to see her smile and hear her laugh and know that you made her happy.
She is the person that you have waited for your entire life,and realize that the wait was worth while as you will have the opportunity to spend the rest of your life with her.
To know and have Tara J in your life is to truly know the meaning of True Love.
To know and have Tara J in your life is to know the meaning of True Love.
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An extremely aggressive blow job
Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
when an obese male or female allows you to place your beef stick between their meaty folds, or meat flaps, and proceed to thrust your spear in a back and forth motion.
Example 1:
Before Kristie Alley went on Jenny Craig, i was able to sneak a meat j. or two in the upper right quadrant of her torso.
Example 2:
Rosie O'Donnell gives a killer meat j.!
A term first used by Bill Simmons of ESPN. It is used to describe t shirts that are made to look like team jerseys. Team logo on the front, player name and number on the back. Popular in the baseball world.
I picked up Bonds' J-Shirt cause the authentic jersey was sold out.
A Tyler is all around a good person but the women think that he is a pervert. He loves little children, but for the wrong reasons. He always has something gay to say and has a really bad taste for women.
Person 1: Hey do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah he looks like such a Tyler Johnson.
Person 1: Yeah we should walk the other way so he doesn’t come near us!
the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
Julius Erving, a Hall of Fame basketball player. Dr. J played college basketball at UMass and then went to the American Basketball Association where he played for the Virginia Squires and New York Nets. When the ABA and NBA merged, onerous financial conditions placed on the Nets forced them to sell the rights to Dr. J to the Philadelphia 76ers, with whom he had a fantastic career until his retirement in 1987.
Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.
Dr. J was one of the great players from the American Basketball Association who also dominated in the NBA.
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