Jan Henrik

Jan Henrik is a sexy man, if anyone named Jan Henrik tries to fuck you better just let them.

"Hey babe, Jan Henrik wants to fuck me" Oh shit you better let him

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n jan

someone who is constantly a narcist,who thinks he is better that everyone else

you are acting like a real a n jan today karen

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jan 21

Fuck your cousin day

On Jan 21 u can fuck your cousin

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The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

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Va Jan Tan

A woman's vagina, tang, pu tang, cooter.

I sure could enjoy a piece of va jan tan right about now.

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Jan Van Eck

SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.

If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude

Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should

Dry Fan Jan

When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.

I’ve set up a go fund me page as I’m
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!