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An alcoholic drink that consists of 1 part Sparks Energy drink and 1 part Champagne. Common drink among hooker in the Lake Geneva, WI area.
I'll have a Bloody Mary and the lady will have a Joel Harris.
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A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury
"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"
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Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.
Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.
His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.
Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!
- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!
- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
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A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.
He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.
"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."
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Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.
'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'
'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'
'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'
'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'
'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'
'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'
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The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.
Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.
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The mother fucking piano man himself.
Damn, Billy Joel is fucking amazing. His music is the shit.
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