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A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.
Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.
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Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.
Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"
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He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.
Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!
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He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.
Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!
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Some fool that says “mmm no”
A lot
Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this
Jacob: mmm no
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A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.
After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.
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