A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.
To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.
Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.
P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response
P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!
Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.
I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.
Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.
Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.
Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.
A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.
Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.
Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.
Don't pull a Jared.