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The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.
Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
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A little wanna be ass kid who thinks he a badass
Jason is Little bitch makes no sense and he is a freshmen thinking hes all grown trying to act all cool an shit but deep down he knows he a little hoe ass bitch
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Jason- Jason is the name of a short sex offender, with the strength of a fetus, who is willing to get Corona for unknown reasons
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A man with a very small penis. A man named jason tends to have a very small I.Q to o along with his insignificant penis. Jason scares women away with his breath that resembles of when a lion eats elphany shit.
I had sex with Jason and his penis was very small
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Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.
Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.
Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.
Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.
Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.
Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.
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A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.
Jason
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Jason is the perfect person to blame all the world's problem on
*Trump becomes President*
Looks at Jason " GOD DAMN IT JASON, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT*
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