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If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella
A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!
B: Back off he’s mine!
Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his
A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.
Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday
place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.
He is being such a Jasper.
To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
Very bad and treibble sensitve can spell is idot and is bad and short with treeilbe hair