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like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017


Befuddling the Jello

A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.

Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.

by flyingsioux August 3, 2008


Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.

She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.

by flyingsioux July 13, 2008


Jello Shot

When you blow a load into belly button and then slurp it out and swallow.

For fun, he would jello shot a girl to show how much he liked her.

by ChainsawJackson December 22, 2021