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A horrible comb-over hair style that incorporates the frontal bangs of male pattern baldness. More common with late 30's to mid 40's men or the short time period before they shave their head with a #2 guard.
Hey, look at that guys jet sweep
Jet Cobb is the biggest twat I have ever met. However he has the most monstrous cock I have ever seen. He makes me laugh so hard I nearly wee myself every time. Most see him as a hot surfer/skater boy but really he is the biggest softy ever. And he is the BEST cuddler. Greatest little spoon ever. He always knows what to say, and always knows how to make me smile. I want to touch his face. All. The. Time. He is so crazy, he will do anything for the bois. Biggest light weight. And when he gives you the look. Never let that mothertrucker go. His blue dreamy eyes will leave you droolingb forever. He's also fit as fuck and has an extra toe for that extra grip ladies. He can't play fortnite for shit. And if he watches highschool musical he is a keeper. And if he asks you to fuck to Star Wars...That's when you marry that bitch. And can I just say. I'm got marry Jet Cobb. NO CAP
example 1; "he is so sexy"
"its jet cobb you need to wife him"
example 2: Jet Cobb - "so like...Star Wars?"
You- "I love you"
The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.
Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.
Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday
I forgot that I saw that document, I must have been Jet leaded
When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.
“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”
Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!