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A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."
Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .
An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
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A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.
Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls.
It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub
Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive
The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.
Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.
A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her
“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch”