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Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"
'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'
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When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness
it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson
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The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.
"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."
"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"
"I'm gonna go tame that ass."
"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."
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when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.
Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.
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Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.
Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone
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A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush
"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"
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life of the party,awesome,tall
you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party