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When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness
it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson
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The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.
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The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.
"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."
"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"
"I'm gonna go tame that ass."
"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."
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when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.
Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.
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Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.
Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone
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A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush
"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"
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A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here