jolly green giant

an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding the surrounding fields picking vegetables

The Jolly green giant of whickam bank.

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Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.

Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"

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jolly rancher game

When u stick a jolly rancher up a girls pussy and The partner licks it out

I just played the jolly rancher game with my bae

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Alabama jolly rancher

When you freeze a used tampon and put it in her and suck it out

I've never tasted sweet and sour until I sucked on a Alabama jolly rancher

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Jolly Roll-Around

A Jolly Roll-Around (JRA) is a casual, romantic encounter composed of rolling around in bed and making out instead of more serious sexual activity. A JRA serves as an alternative to an embarrassing one night stand, and is an end in and of itself. It is normal to take someone home with only a jolly roll-around in mind, and to have a type that one lusts after for JRAs. This type might be very different from what one normally finds attractive or would consider girlfriend material. Attributes that are generally desirable for a jolly roll-around include nice lips, soft skin, good sex hair, a soft, womanly figure, and being a good kisser with a good attitude.

1) It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a jolly roll-around.

2) Tim: You know that thick farmer's daughter that lives across the road?
Mark: Yeah
Tim: I really want to do a jolly roll-around with her in the barn. I can't stop thinking about it. Don't really want nothin' else, you know? Just a roll-around sometime.
Mark: That would be jolly as hell!

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Jolly Green Giant

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?

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Jolly Green Giant

A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"

I love corn, errm Ron

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