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Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 8, 2019


jordan

Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime

Wow that's a jordan

by ueahjojo March 14, 2017


Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.

Jordan is a dumbass

by Frank McCain April 30, 2022


Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020


Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.

Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan

by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020


Jordan

Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool

"Jordan is an amazing person"

by Love puppy's July 24, 2018


Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg November 1, 2020