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The name only a king could posses. 5'4 Colombian, captivating eyes, compasionate, loving. Might work as a driver for a national company. Usually a great friend. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice. Enjoys running marathon's and outdoor sports. Might support such teams as the Jets, Mets, and Atletico Nacional.
Is that Juan Carlos running the NY Marathon?
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A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.
Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!
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The coolest relationship there can be, usually Lauren is amazing, and Juan sometimes is a complete asshole to Lauren, sometimes but not most cause he is always sweet to her.
Juan and Lauren = <3*
:)
Lauren and Juan make the cutest couple ever!!!!
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Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
Bro, do you wanna fuck Andre-Juan? I wanna fuck Andre-Juan but I'm a SIMP
Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.
Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.
He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
Friend: hey look at that guy. He's so Juan miguil
Friend 2: I know right