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An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
When you penatrate her buddy leaving it drenched in cum outing your dick in every hole possible till she leaks of fun like a wallet full of money
Aria:please meliodas I want to do the juicy wallet in desperate
Meliodas:k
Getting head while eating burger king, one of the best feelings in the world.
Andy: OMG, I FUCKING LOVE SEX
Noah: you sohuld get an uber-juicy.
Andy: OK!:)
When your underwear creeps up on you and gets stuck in your buttcrack and you have to pick it out
I just got done playing catch in the hot sun and now I have a juicy wedgy.
A good piece of gossip
A tonail that’s juicy
I have a juicy tonail
A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.
Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.