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Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.
Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.
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a person, usually female, who as sexual relations, especially oral, with many people for little or no gain. See also ho and jd. Can be used as an noun or a verb.
Noun: You know that one girl Tina up the street? She a jump down.
Verb: Tina was jumpin' down on every last one of them dudes at the party.
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BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).
When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
BASE jumping is sick
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A very autistic meme from the song "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars. it involves Bruno Mars killing thousands of girls only to say "penis impoopments" a few moments after.
Hey did you watch Jump in the Caac?
Oh Yeah, Totally its so cool.
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When you staple your ballsack to the roof of a building and jump off. The ultimate power move in a sexual situation.
Jack was being a little bitch and wouldn’t go bungee jumping with me
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term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback
They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.
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To click a link at the end of a short article to read the rest.
To find out more, hit the jump.
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