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The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
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Any person who kills a Kit-Kat, wether intentionally or accidentally. Usually hated by everybody.
Person 1: OMG, YOU STEPPED ON MY KIT KAT!!!!
Person 2: KIT-KAT KILLER!!!!!!! I HATE YOU.
Kit kat killer: Oh, sorry guys.
Person 1: GO DIE IN A HOLE KIT-KAT KILLER!
Kit-Kat killer is now hated for the rest of their time on earth.
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What you say to someone you think is full of shit or who is telling a ridiculous story. Comes from the slogan "Give me a break."
"I've probably slept with thousands of women."
"Kit Kat, you wish you'd slept with *a* woman."
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"Kit Kat, there's no way you actually stole that cat from your Aunt's house."
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When you're finger-banging a girl with all four fingers in the snow and your hand goes numb.
"Ouch Eddie, not so hard" Sally says. Eddie replies "That's the danger of a Frozen Kit-Kat"
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A contiental kit that is on a car from the 70-90 gm american cars and its open while the car is in motion
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When you've had so much anal sex, the doo doo leaks from the intestine and leaks into the vaginal wall.
Ashley got a sticky kit kat when her husband banged her anally and then vaginally one too many times.
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A phrase used to describe a hot piece of ass that you would most definitely tap.
Someone or something can be a "right bit of kit" when they have a smoking hot body and banging chebs.
"Have you seen Pete's mum?"
"Yeah man, she's a right bit of kit."
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