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A turd.
"It looks like Vic left 'em the old Bibb Kebab in granny's birdbath!"
Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation
Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?
When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.
Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.
when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce
Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.
Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.
if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”
Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.
'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'