A lunchtime snack consiting of Sandwich Meat, Pitta Bread, Salad and Humus. Commonly eaten in the suburb of Droylsden
When Chris isn't eating Donner Kebabs he's sat in the kitchen eating his homemade Droylsden Kebab
A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .
"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."
A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.
Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night
Kev - No way, how did that go down?
Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.
Kev - scumming.
The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping
Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab
Some one whos got a fat greasy face. Usually used towards people who are Mediterranean or middle eastern.
if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”