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a human with ambiguous sexuality. The subject has a smooth crotch and resembles a Ken Doll, Barbie's boyfriend. The subject has no sexual potential other than dry humping with its flat, smooth lower pelvis
WTF its Eamon is SUCH a KEN D0LL. He has no junk, just a flat spot in his pants!
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A dirty Ken is where a man goes over to his gran house and while she's lying in bed clean the house and organise her cupboards in a nonchalantly manner causing her to wake in surprise at her tydy home thanks to her grandchild
Just went and did a dirty Ken on my nan
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people of the same gang, real close homies.
Say bro, you messin wit my ken folk!
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Def 1.The act of tucking a penis between ones legs, giving way to the appearance of a vagina. Often done as a last minute attempt to make a friend laugh or performed in the mirror by confused sociopaths to the tune of 80s pop music.
Def 2.Playing out a sick fantasy in the attempt at replicating Ken Dolls shiny dickless mound by way of a good pube wax and solid tuck job for ones own self gratification...? most likely stemming from an extremely lonely childhood.
Ex.
Shane-Eh bro quick question, tucked in or out?
Jonas- Aww come on dude, gross!
Shane- (Extreme Laughter) The "Ken-Tucky" makey Jo feel yucky!!
Jonas-Feel better now perv?! (looking away) God Damn your sick!
Shane- (lip pop) It's ok to be turned on, just tell me I look good!
Jonas- (glancing back) Bro! untuck your shit!
Shane- Untuck what and call me sistaa.
Jonas- I'm outta here before I end up on Dateline.
Shane- Haha silly willy(hands on hips looking into a mirror) I kinda like it.
Jonas- WTF!?! (door slam)
Shane- Forget him its just me and you tonight SLUT!
Sen.
Jeffery is totally freakin me out man, the chap stick every five minutes, burning me glam rock CDs and don't forget the Ken-Tucky routine, it was only kinda funny the first time!
Would you fuck me? Cause I'd fuck me!
Last Halloween my girlfriend and I were Barbie and Ken and so long story short I gave the pubes a good thrice over with some quality wax, packed away the goods, (chuckles) and u should have seen her face when she tried going down on me that night only to find a reflection off a beautifly played "Ken-Tucky."
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When a female thinks of a guy, usually her friend, as a non-sexual entity.
Like a Ken doll, he might as well have no genitals.
Worse than the friend-zone.
See "Barbie'd": Same concept, genders switched.
Girl 1: Damn girl, your friend is fine!
Girl 2: I never noticed. He's like a brother to me.
Girl 1: So he's in the Ken Zone?
Girl 2: Basically...
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doing what you want, being beastly at soccor, rebelious... wooooooo
"its not even half way through the first marking period, i can't be "ken-esque'"
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best friend of ryu and fellow follower opf shotokan karate
street fighter 11
ha HA HA i just shoryukened you wit ken bich
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