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The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.
Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.
A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).
<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.
BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.
when someone uses W A S D to turn in the game world of warcraft.
u r such a keyboard turner u scrub
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A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.
That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.
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when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues
Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me
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When someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Keyboard dyslexia:
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
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It is when an angry white kid gets so work up that he has a angry mental breakdown and becomes very toxic. In other words, he is just a sore loser. These kids can be found in very popular games. The can be located in discord or other gaming social media.
I was playing around of Fortnite with this random kid that decided to play with. I asked him to go to the other team but he start swearing " BITCH WHY DON"T YOU!!!!". So I joined the other team . We play against each other, Clearly I'm better than him. He was so work up that he starts becoming toxic and starts making fun of my mom, cursing at me, and starts raging. I can hear him slamming his keyboard over the microphone. I don't want to be involve any more , some I left the chat. Then he left a message saying "YOU SUCK SHITS AND DICKS AT FORTNITE!!!!!!!!" I typed "No U". He then left the chat finally. That I know is a Keyboard Warrior.
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