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Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021


Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 2, 2019


Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.

"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"

by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019


kiwi

A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.

Girl: Ewww. Your foots a kiwi..
Boy: Yeah. I know.
Girl: mmmmm

by dustybowls March 5, 2022


Kiwi

It’s a fruit

Brown and green

It’s a kiwi and you eat it

by XoXoahs January 19, 2021


Kiwi

*A small Australian bird

Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names

"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."

by bruh3223 December 19, 2014


Kiwi

A kia vehicle shaped kiwi

Hey did you see that kiwi over there, i think im gonna buy it.

by Kiwi seed August 4, 2017