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A slang term for cocaine - used mostly over the phone to trick any taps that might be on the phone.
"Ayo man, I got this white lady over here.. she wants to meet you.. she said she's worth $50"
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The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.
Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...
Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.
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Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
Jessica is such a lady cockblock.
A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.
Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...
A girl who had green hair for a bit, taller then average, a ranaga, biggish ears. Also gets tormented by a certain tommy wu
That girl is so elf lady
Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"
Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’
Phil: just got to go through the lady door
Dan: I swear never say that again