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verb - to have an episode of impotence occuring during sexual activity or coitus
I totally lazy flamingoed last night.
Verb: To insert one's balls into a women's rectum and then the penis into the vagina, and then just sit there.
derived from a story, not based on an actual person
"Damn my ass hurts"
"Shouldn't have let your man give you a lazy-earl."
Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.
"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."
When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."
Dude guess what i did last night
what?
i gave myself a lazy stranger
a "lazy stranger?"
yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!
dude! you fag!
No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.
When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns
a girl uses the toilet while sucking a guys dick
Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."