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lead singer of LINKIN PARK

an emo person, thinks having random hair styles works

joe: dude look at my hair!
frank: you know who you remind me of?
joe: who?
frank: that lead singer of Linkin Park

by idunno? April 11, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

by Mengele's lab rat January 11, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


fill her fulla hot lead

The act of ejaculating inside a female, especially after some rough sex. Used predominately in the Caribbean community, especially Jamaican.

Rasta: Damn mon she shakin that thing at Ya. Dread : Ima take her big ass home and fill her fulla hot lead.

by djb2027 June 7, 2012

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guns n' roses lead guitarist

to urinate, to take a slash

i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute

by DiggyPoos April 18, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter

Dave Gahan. Formerly known as a lead singer only, but on Playing the Angel (2005 album) he penned three superlative songs: Suffer Well; I Want it All; and Nothing's Impossible, along with Martin L. Gore's always painfully beautiful songs.
Dave Gahan also released his first solo album, Paper Monsters, in 2003. Highly recommended if you are a true DM or Dave fan.

Dave Gahan
David Gahan
Sexy Man
DM
Personal Jesus
Martin L. Gore

The Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter is Dave Gahan. Martin L. Gore is also equally talented because he is also in Depeche Mode. He is DM's lead songwriter and co-singer. That's why I love Depeche Mode a lot.

by Stella Luna January 23, 2006

53๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

by brucelennon February 29, 2016

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