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The GOAT himself from Akron Ohio, 10 straight finals runs, on every all time stat list, 4 time nba champion (soon to be 5), still top of the league at 37, it’s lebron james. Then there’s some bald loser who got cut from high school basketball team and soon to be irrelevant after lebron wins another ring, it’s michael “crying” jordan.
You guys are debating lebron vs jordan ?! There’s nothing to debate everyone knows who’s better lebron 😂.
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1.) lebron james' ability to turn any straight basketball-loving man gay through his beastly skill and ability
2.) lebron james' ability to bring good to everything in his life, just by being lebron james
1.) while watching the cavs game, a boy told his girl how he would literally have sex with lebron if he could. then, when lebron made a 3 pointer in the last second to win the game, the boys orgasmic reaction made the girl feel as though she traded her boyfriend for a shopping buddy, a common result of the lebron james effect
2.) because of their uncanny skill at being lebron james' children, lebron james' children, who are still quite young, have already been offered college basketball scholarships. lebron junior and his less fortunately named brother are firsthand witnesses to the lebron james effect
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When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.
Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.
Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.
Lebron James spoke to moses amd said, "If i drain three half court shots in a row, The Iraelites shall be set free from egypt's grasp."
The rest is history.
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Messing up or not being being able to finish a task.
He was so close to finishing the marathon but totally pulled a Lebron James and stopped on the last mile.
Guy 1: "Did you see Jordan almost get that hot girl's number then totally choke?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he totally Lebron Jamesed it."
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Kailani you’re the best friend I have EVER had in my whole entire life so far, you always make me feel better and is always there for me. You’re always supporting me and you’re a true one
I don’t know what I would even be doing if I weren’t friends with you right now & thank you for the gifts you have given me I will try to next time bring a gift for you cause you gave me a big gift on my birthday (April 26th) and I wanna give you something big back 😄
I’ve heard Kailani Sky Lebron is a really great & supportive friend.
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A type of video gamer who often claims to be HARDCORE, but are technically noobs. These gamers mainly play racing and sports games. They do, however, play mainstream titles but more often than not, finish it on easy mode.
Most of them mix up game genres like classifying the Metal Gear Series as an RPG.
The only fucking game that that Lebron Gamer plays all day is NBA 2K11. He actually gave me his Dragon Age: Origins which his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
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