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Pocket queens when playing texas hold'em
You guys are all in trouble I've got pocket lesbians.
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A woman who is attracted to other women. Usually born this way but some actually change from straight to lesbian or were bi all along.
Jake: Did you hear about that Vitale kid?
Luke: I heard his girlfriend left him for a lesbian.
Jake: Wow... was he that bad in bed?
Luke: She told me he couldnt satisfy her so she had to turn to a woman.
Jake: LMFAO.. He was such a loser she preferred a woman to him.
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women that are attracted to women. with an exception of the occasional he/him or they/them lesbian.
jadah: “i heard michelle and becky are lesbians.”
baylee: “no shit. they both wear flannels.”
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a relationship between 2 girl best friends
"Sally and Sarah are doin' some lesbianism shit rn"
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"To lesbian" refers to a woman performing a task successfully with the required skill after a man says he doubts she is capable of doing it. Possible doubts the silly man could have include something being too difficult for a woman to do or too complex for a woman to understand or to too heavy for a woman to lift.
It can also refer to anyone considered an underdog or lacking the required ability to perform a given task but who then successfully completes it.
The silly doubting man does not have to be present at the successful completion, or even show embarrassment at being proved wrong. What matters is that the capable woman completing the task knows she proved him wrong and feels proud she showed him who's boss.
Larry said, "Karen that parking space is just way to small for you to park your Ford F150 in."
But Karen then lesbianed her way right into the tight space, easy.
Bob said, "Oh Peggy, these directions are even difficult for me to understand. You could never put this crib together."
Peggy then waited for Bob to go to bed and within minutes managed to lesbian through the whole thing, having time to put sheets and blankets on the mattress.
Jamal said, "Shereen, honey, that couch is much too heavy. Wait for the guys to move it."
Shereen then lesbianed the couch singlehandedly along the wall, right where she wanted it.
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A woman who is attracted to other women. Sometimes, women who would fit under this label prefer to use gay.
I'm a lesbian, so I'm part of the LGBT community.
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Girls who like or lick other girls for fun sport or profit, either way watching them is a favorite past time for 85% of men. The fantasy of the lesbian(s) is often shattered by the fact that most lesbians are not gorgeous big tittied coeds as portrayed in such classic nature films as "Beaver Hunt" and "Where The Boys Aren't" but infact the majority are asexual carpet cleaning wannabe men without the proper attatchments.
"My pants get tight whenever I see those hot lesbians."
"Those feminazi's are a bunch of mullet wearing lesbians"
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