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grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.
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The male counterpart to the female "cougar", as in an older man that pursues inappropriately-aged younger men for sexual conquest.
Boy, that Penn State defensive coordinator is a REAL Nittany Lion.
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Snoop Doggy Dogg, aka Snoop Dogg, spent some time in Jamaica recently and smoked so much good bud there that he now believes he's the reincarnation of Bob Marley. Therefore, it's only right that he release a Reggae album.
His new moniker for himself during this Reggae phase will be "Snoop Lion".
"It's not that I wanna become Snoop Dogg on a reggae track," Calvin Broadus said "I wanna bury Snoop Dogg and become Snoop Lion."
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A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
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Snoop Dogg's reggae name, used in his first reggae song; La La La.
It's no surprise that Snoop Lion made a reggae song, considering his love for bud.
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Noun
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"
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Right before cumming, you pull out and splooge in the paml of your hand. then you place your thumb in it, coat it in cum and smeer the same pattern on the girl;s forhead that the monkey did to Simba in the lion king.
This is followed by holding her up by her shoulders on display.
I gave the girl The Lion King and then displayed her to the crowd. everyone cheered
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