Logan is a bully and he hits me
βWow Logan is here I hope he doesnβt hit meβ
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A cheating, lying, useless, piece of shit that still loves his mommy more than any girl he'll ever be with and he makes sure you know it. Drains your bank account faster than a homeless man with a stolen credit card. Makes you hangout with him when he doesnt have plans and makes you cancel your holidays you planned for a year just to see him for a few hours.
Nothing makes you feel worse than a Logan.
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A definitely sexy guy who normally has dirty blonde hair. He is an asshole who says he loves you but he doesn't. He will try to hurt you for no reason and thinks its funnyabuse Never trust a Logan he is a hoe and will use you. If he ever as you out and you like him say no. He will just break your heart and go on to the next girl. He never talks to his exes unless he's not over them.
Logan ask me out what should I say?
Say no he is such a hoe and will use you
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Loganβs are the most annoying people in the world, normally fingers Morgan. Very tall and not funny at all!
βDid you see Logan last nightβ
βNoβ
βHe doesnβt let go of Morganβ
βThatβs sadβ
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A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.
"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"
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That one guy who has a poop fetish.
"Can you believe Logan squeezed his own shit!"
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