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Parking Lot Panic

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.

I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.

by Steve T in Sacramento February 16, 2010


If it Means a Lot to You

Acoustic Track of the A Day to Remember album "Homesick". It is sung by Jeremy McKinnon, the lead singer of the band, and Sierra Kay, a singer from the band VersaEmerge.

Friend: Does A Day to Remember have any songs without any screaming???!!!
Me: Yes, listen to "If it Means a Lot to You".

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018


a lot of jelly on that toast

A way to describe a girl with a big butt.

"Hey check out that girl over there with the big butt."
"Yeah, she's got a lot of jelly on that toast."

by chanito August 15, 2013


Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

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ghetto lot kids

1. (adj) The more impoverished and/or sketchy end of the lot kid continuum. Lot kids are jam band music fans who follow their favorite musicians around on tour and therefore can usually be found in the parking lots of venues.
2. (n) A parody of Garbage Pail Kids created as a satire on the lot kid scene produced by Roots Vision Design beginning in 2005.

1. That ghetto lot kid gave me fleas and stole my heady vegan burrito.
2. Did you see Jim's new Ghetto Lot Kids shirt? I can't believe they still make that crap.

by crunchytoes December 14, 2009

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sir-cum-a-lot

A guy who cums a lot and ejaculate

are you sir-cum-a-lot

by Danny COOL November 23, 2017

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Salem's Lot moment

Feeling of elation when you realise you and one other person have resisted a virulent cultural meme that has infected the rest of the local population.

Etymology: the 1979 television adaptation of Salem’s Lot concludes with two characters, Ben Mears and Mark Petrie, hiding in a church from the other town inhabitants, all of whom have been transformed into vampires. Despite the danger of their predicament there’s a sense of elation that they have resisted the vampire infection.

Example of Salem's Lot moment: having met the one other person at a party who refuses to dance to commercial R'n'B, you both hide out in the garden. Should you fail to find another such person, you may find yourself overwhelmed by the infection, dancing along to Beyonce, now one of the damned.

by rumeurs February 14, 2011

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