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Banana Lube...
You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?
You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.
You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.
He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.
The end.
Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?
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lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.
Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.
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When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
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Where multiple men gather in a group, and one starts jacking off. He nuts in another mans hand who then uses the nut as lube to jack himself off and nut in another mans hand, and so on.
Yeah bro, the college party was lit! It was a bit of a pain though cos I was at the end of thr Louisiana Lube Train!
When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.
The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube
The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.
That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.