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she loves to zone out and beat around the bush. she is a plastic friend. she has a weird obession or addiction.
Mary has a little man.
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Mary is THE SEXIEST BESTFREN U COULD EVA HAVE! Mary is a fcking badass funny crackhead. Everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE needs a mary in there life. She is such a baddie
(shoutout to my bestie mary 🥴)
Person 1: Wow mary ;)
Person 2: What do you expected she’s MARY 🥴
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M.A.R.I (Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury)
I woke up with a MARI this morning, it hurts like hell!
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Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury
I see you ended up with a MARI last night
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1.the one and ONLY true VIRGIN Mary is Jesus' mother the virgin mary according to the bible and scriptures
2.Mary or more than one > can have several meanings
1.mary should have kept holy and innocent but soaked herself or himself with non virgin acts
2.mary claims she had no lambs but has the biggest ass of all
3.mary so not contrary
4.mary enjoys a lot of activites like shopping and bar hopping with rich men
5.mary is lost in loveeeeee with Mike
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Mary isn't as innocent as she claims to be in fact she's a whore and always will be. I was once married to her, I even regret ever meeting her she's a low life scum that can go choke on a thousand cock's.
"what's Mary doing dad, to busy with the whole town of Easton"
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