When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.
Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.
"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."
I hit it big at the slots, got me some major duckets
rich girls need major duckets to be sat-is-fiiied
Someone who is well versed in useless information. Classes are usually painstakingly boring, and chanting of "Would you like whipped cream and sprinkles with that?"
"That guy that works at Starbucks is a total English Major."
name for a cock when woke up with it stiff
paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!