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Those kids in school that wear camouflage 24/7 and feign military knowledge.
Common Traits include:
-Constantly bragging about how they're going to enlist
-Excessive playing of Call of Duty or Battlefield
-Brings Airsoft guns and pocket knives to school
-When talking about weaponry they use names from COD i.e KAP-40, Olympia
-Overly patriotic and a borderline warmonger
Hallway Marine: My grandpa killed 50 Nazis with a Death Machine in WWII!
Normal Person: It's called an M134 and it wasn't in service until 20 years after WWII.
The full name of Cheech from the popular Cheech and Chong movies.
I loves me some Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong man.
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A branch of the armed services formed on Nov. 10th 1775 to stop the British from attacking merchant vessels.Only branch of the Armed Forces to have red white and blue in their uniform.Are the president's corps which means they can be called to action at any time w/out an act of congress or act of war.The Spearhead of the U.S. military first one in last one out.Unlike the the Special Forces (SEALS,Rangers,Combat Controllers etc.)don't have to ride the short bus.Can kick any other branches ass simply because they are trained highly killers.Always faithful to corps and country.A highly prided family of few who won every great war there was.Nick-names include: Leatherneck,Jarhead,Marine,Grunt,Devil Dog,Ministers of Death Praying for War.
And to all Semper Fi!!!
Reporter:"Why'd you join the marines?"
Leatherneck:"I wanted to be the 1st kid on my block w/ a confirmed kill."
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An airforce chick who only fuck marines, beacause all the rest of the force men are queers.
I Going to get my grove on with a marine matress tonight.
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One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!
Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!
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A branch of the military that goes with the saying from the old world war recruiting poster "first to fight". Also, a highly trained bunch that is willing to do anything to protect their country, even the people that look down upon them. They work hard, and play even harder, they look to always improve themselves and take charge whenever no one else will. They are true warrior's, and if anyone want's to talk bad about them and what they do, it just shows the ignorance of people taking their freedom for granted.
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When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner