Real name 'Shaun Astbury'
Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.
Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.
He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.
He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.
A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."
Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"
Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.
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A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
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Someone who i think will succeed
I dont wanna know is a good song.
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The frustration and/or anger exhibited by players of Mario who find themselves momentarily incapable of denying the futility of going against the relentless process that IS Mario.
Incoherent screaming from basement:--BROCCOLI &$^#*$&# MOTHER &%$#@&$ $%^$ IN MY %##%&%$ I &$^#^&$ HATE THIS PIECE OF &*&^*^--
Todd: Did you see the Wii remote in the tv?
Kelly: ^&+$ing Mario Madness, dude.
A girl so enormously in love with the Mario Bros. that she would do anything to be adopted.
Mario Sis.: Hi Luigi, can I be your little sister?
Luigi: I'll have to check with Mario Mario first, cause I'm nothing but a lame sidekick that can't really make my own decisions.
Mario: Well you can be a Mario Sis. if you show us how to kick Bowsers ass once and for all.
Insane drummer from the French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known as one of the best metal drummers out there today. Basically a human machine. If you haven't checked out Gojira yet, get on it dude.
Wow, Mario Duplantier's a beast.
The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes
CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY