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Marriage before Marriage
Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage
Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats
Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.
A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.
when 2 people are married and abuse each other.
Miguel and Eli went to couple counseling for their marriageable abuse.
When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
Used to brag how great you are, but under 2 people have one.
Person1-"Yo dawg, I have a stable marriage"
Person2-"Yeah right dawg that's way too rare"
Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.
There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)
"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.
Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago