Iโm guy who is kinda an ass, fake af, low key lazy, probably a maniac, and fabulously a colorful boi. He has an excuse for next to everything, and hates human interaction because half of the people he knows are FuCkiN NoRmiEs REEeEeEeEeEEEEeEeE
Hey Iโm Matt. The guy who made an urban dictionary definition about himself because he has nothing better to do.
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A gay nigga who eats his foreskin.
Matt stop eating you foreskin dumbshit.
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A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.
Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.
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so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.
Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.
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